theKitch

I’ve recently grown a pretty serious twitter addiction. And at this very moment there is no twitter. It’s toast. Maybe it’s my connection, but other sites are working. So this leaves me to think about what the heck I do with myself without it. This seems fairly insane to me at this moment, but here are the reasons it’s making me batty:

1. I like to know what my friends are up to. Now how do I know what the universe has been doing for the last fifteen minutes?
2. I like to tell other people what I am doing. I don’t care if they want to listen. If a tree falls in the woods and there is no one there to hear it, it does still make a noise. Well if I tweet something irrelevant and pointless, even if no one cares, the twitter-bots still hear me. Close enough for me.

So at the moment if twitter was there I would probably say something like:

Pandora is working pretty well to entertain me today.

I wish that I could get more peace and quiet.

Twitter is my friend.